Sunday, August 26, 2012

Some questions for the idiots who deny the established truth of evolution.

You thump your Bible or you call suicide bombers "martyrs". You brainwash your children and you threaten biology teachers. You are evolution deniers because you prefer the magical creation of creatures out of nothing. You never care about the never ending ridicule. It doesn't bother you that every educated person in the world calls you a retard. You know who you are.

You say evolution couldn't possibly work and evolution has no evidence.

OK, let's pretend you're right. Let's pretend the strongest fact of science and the foundation of biology is bullshit. Evolution is bullshit. Now what?

Since evidence (real or imaginary) against something is not evidence for anything else, you idiots have to explain in great detail the magical events you believe in and you have to provide powerful scientific evidence for your magical fantasies.

You assholes can't say "Evolution is false therefore magic is true". That doesn't work. If you have an alternative to evolution by natural selection then you have to provide evidence for it.

Since there couldn't possibly be any evidence for magic (because magic is a childish fantasy) I would be satisfied with a detailed explanation for your magical miracles.

For example, what kind of magic wand did your fairy use when it created cockroaches, mosquitos, and human apes out of nothing? What magic words did it say when your fairy magically created our cousins the chimpanzees? As it waved its magic wand did it say abracadabra or hocus pocus or what?

Let's have it Christian retards and Muslim scum, I need those magic words.

If you believe in Creationism, I just want to open my heart to you and say that you’re a fucking moron.
-- Marc Maron, comedian

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